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Does not compute. (Inane but with Hiddles)

I just learned that I’m older than Tom Hiddleston. I feel weird about that. I always assumed he was at least a couple years older than me.

I just get worse and worse at guessing people’s ages. Whenever someone says, “How old do you think I am?” I just shake my head and tell them I’m not playing that game. Or I say, “Somewhere between 7 and 90?”

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