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Does stabbing someone in the face repeatedly with a pipette...

count as blinding them with science?

Inquiring minds want to know.


Bonus question: Will doing so to the student who wants to leave not for finals/studying/classwork but because "it's been a long day" impact my chances of getting a green card?

ETA. This is a fourth year grad student who should by all accounts know better. And the reason he's still here is because of a problem that he created.

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