TW GROSSNESS... TW BEING SICK

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Space because I’m gross.

Gross.

So guys. GUYS. Here I am, just returned from the best Chinese food restaurant in the area. Happy, full, relaxed. And then it hits me. I don’t feel very good.....

Cue me projectile vomiting in the toilet (I made it to the bathroom! Yay!) and repeatedly flushing because I was throwing up not just cause I was sick but also because seeing it was making me sicker. So fucking gross. I’m disgusting.

I was crying, blowing my nose, throwing up, wretching. God, whyyyyyyyy. Maybe, MAYBE I’m feeling better.

Anyway, can I just say our puppy dog is the worlds cutest? He’s a six month old golden retriever and awfully loyal to me. Whenever I sleep on the couch (which is daily), he lays right down up against the couch and sleeps too. When I was in the throes of being sick tonight, he came over to me on the couch and licked my hands and smushed right up as close as he could get.

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He sleeps pretty much through the night. Typically he sleeps until we wake up. He can tell when I start stirring.. Between 7-9 since its summer. So he’ll rest his head right by mine. If he’s feeling feisty he’ll jump on the bed (lol).

Our house is completely fenced in and is right next to a city walking path. He lives his BEST LIFE. he loves it. So many people and babies and doggies walk by all the time. And he lets himself be known. He follows all walkers and joggers the length of our fence. He knows particular people because they give him attention. If folks with dogs stop, he cries cause he wants to play with the other dog so badly.

When he’s feeling extra active, he bolts and zig zags across the yard like a maniac. I half heartedly chase after him and he lovvvvvves it. Of course he’s a golden sooooo he’s not THAT fast, hehe.

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If I’m having a hard time getting him back inside, wanna know what works? A wiffle ball bat. Yes, the yellow plastic bat. He loves it. I hold it up and call his name and he comes trotting over. Silly puppy.

Ok. This post was brought to you by my undying love for my doggie. I hope I’m done throwing up. What cute and silly things do your furry friends do???

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