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Dogs vs Cats

I'm going to say that I bet both teams agree with this portrayal of each species, and that's why we love our respective animals. I love dogs for giving all the fucks, and don't like the zero-fuck-giving cats.

ETA I'm not saying that cat people are going to say their cats give zero fucks. I, as a paying member of Team Dog, am the one saying that. My perception of cats is that they give zero fucks, regardless of the number fucks given.


I imagine a member of Team Cat can read the exact same thing as I read and be like "SPOT ON. Those dogs are soooo needy."

I'm not dissing anyone's preference.

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