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Oh new intern. Don’t. Just don’t.

I just overheard this conversation between my officemate and our new intern
Officemate: Do you know where so and so’s cube is?
New Intern: Would one of the other intern’s know?
OM: [gives her fairly straight forward directions]
NI: Is it by the copier? I don’t know. I’m a girl I’m bad at directions.
OM: Oh here I’ll show you.


Please, please stop saying things like this out loud. You are bad at directions. I get it. I am too. I sometimes still have to make the L’s with my fingers to remember which way is left. But things I am not bad at despite my possession of a vagina? Driving, math, following a football game, reading a map. These are all things I can do even with my handicap of being penisless.


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