For real. I thought it looked shit from the trailer, but BoyFloreat convinced me and Ben Barnes is in it so I thought maybe I'd just be able to stare at him the whole time.

But Jesus Christ.

Between the achingly bad clichés, rampant sexism, tone-deaf racism and appalling accents, there is literally no redeeming quality for this film. The attractiveness of Ben Barnes just about helps, but he wears a fucking hoody and tacky glowing talisman so I just couldn't deal with it.

I could barely hate watch it.

What was the last terrible film you saw? I'm in a bitchy mood and would love a good moan about awful films.