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I’m finishing up tomorrow’s blog post, which includes a little history lesson.

As a teaser, I posted the following to Facebook.

I’d like to thank all the Special Snowflakes who came before me.

Alexander Hamilton, a poor orphan immigrant who obviously didn’t deserve to be in America in the first place, but then who really got uppity when he helped overthrow the lawful government established by the king. What a bratty 20-something.


Harriet Tubman, a slave and a woman who clearly didn’t know her lawful place in life. 20-somethings are just so entitled.

Alice Paul, an ugly woman throwing a tantrum because no man would have her. Female 20-somethings should stay in the home, not cause unlawful ruckus in the streets over a petty little thing like suffrage. She and her fellow ruffians deserved everything they got in jail.


Muhammad Ali, a stupid athlete who doesn’t understand patriotism. He should’ve just shut up and gone to Vietnam. 20-somethings just don’t understand sacrifice.

Now what was that you were saying about Millennials...

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