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Don't sleep with me

If you do, I might dream that you’re having a bad dream and decide to help. Only the “help” might be really frightening and less helpful?

Because, in my sleep, I will shake you awake, shushing you and telling you not to worry, only IRL you’ll struggle because WTH, you were just sleeping and why am I grabbing you and shaking you.


Only, in my dream, this makes it seem like your dream’s getting worse and you’re getting even more scared. So I’ll grab you tighter, shake you harder, and become more emphatic in my shushings and “Don’t worry! DON’T WORRY!” will get louder and louder.

According to Homey, it’s not a great way to wake up in the middle of the night. :)

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