I stink. I mean, I smell really bad, probably. Literally.

Because of this thing I am scared to go into the laundry room. And I have no clean clothes left. I've been pulling shirts and pants out of my dirty clothes basket for two days now. And spraying them with body spray but who am I kidding.

No one, that's who.

I stink. I am so sorry. Don't put your nose by me because you will be offended. But I have free two day shipping on the coyote pee thanks to Amazon's bullshit Prime trial thing or whatever. IT'S LIKE 20% OFF COYOTE PEE, EVERYONE, YOU'RE WELCOME