So, I bought some Dr. Fuhrman gentle prenatal vitamins. They cost an arm and a leg, but after reading some studies about how Folic Acid is basically Voldemort, I caved in. It's my health, right? All you have, etc.

But now I get all his emails. Which are 25% interesting and 75% DON'T EAT ANYTHING THAT IS NOT A VEGETABLE ,BERRY OR STEEL CUT OATS! Headlines like "Are You Addicted to Eating Occasions?" (you may think you are not— you are) and "Just Say No!" which starts with this: "Too many of us tend to think, 'I'll just take one bite, that can't hurt can it?' The answer is a resounding, 'Yes!'" . Give up. You're terrible.

I would unsubscribe, but I am addicted to reading these things and hating myself. Almost as addicted as I allegedly am to Eating Occasions (which I thought were called meals?). Why am I a sucker for this stuff?

ETA: I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT THIS STUFF OR WORRY ABOUT IT I JUST WANTED GOOD VITAMINS AND LENTILS!