You guises! I found a listing for my absolute DREAM JOB. In PARIS! And it made me hyperventilate! Ok ok ok ok ok. I have like a one in one-billion chance of actually being hired. But I have to try, non?

It's been my dream to move to France for like 20 years. And this job is in my field. I must write the bestest cover letter of ALL TIME! *Gasp* *wheeze!* <breathes into a paper bag>