Last night, I had a dream where I went to get a pregnancy test and ran into JWoww from the Jersey Shore. I spent all my money buying Plan B pills for her and the rest of the cast. I took the pregnancy test and got a weird symbol, which JWoww said meant "Oh honey, you are so preggo right now." So I spent the rest of my dream calling my fiance hysterically that I needed an abortion immediately, because if we waited too long I'd miss the time frame to take the pill version.
WEIRD. And now I am irrationally afraid that sex last night somehow was powerful enough to work against my birth control. Say it isn't so, JWoww!