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Drunk texts"

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I texted my ex and told him he is my spirit animal and needed his advice on my new relationship.
Got mad at my new boyfriend because he didn't text me all day. He is an angel. I need to stop thinking I a, constantly getting fucked over because I bet I am not.
Texted two other exes who added me on facebook because I was like let's be BFF!! But not really. One wants to take me out to dinner next week. No thanks. Maybe if you didn't ask me to strip for you and then you can throw dolla bills at me like a stripper! (Because I deserve to be degraded a bit more, in his words lolol)


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