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Drunken Monkey chases Brazilian Bar Patrons with Kitchen Knife

I guess it was pissed off because it missed Carnivale?

Next question: Who would win in a knife fight, this monkey, or that crow with the knife in its beak whose picture was making the rounds on Facebook?

The monkey has arms, and so has better reach, but it *is* drunk. And the crow can attack from the air...

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