I'VE BEEN ON HOLD THREE TIMES FOR JUST ONE PEPPERONI PIZZA.

Apparently this coupon I'm using is the most baffling thing in the history of baffling things. The first dude I was on the phone with said he needed to get his manager, then he came back like he knew, then he said it wasn't working, then he got his manager, then his manager said she was waiting for a call back and I can't get my fucking pizza until someone calls them at 11 AT NIGHT DO THEY REALIZE WHAT TIME IT IS

I WANT MY PIZZA

ETA: PIZZA ACQUIRED, THEY WAIVED THE DELIVERY FEE BECAUSE OF THE COUPON TOO. It was confusing because instead of reading as free, it read as the normal price, just applied to the account of the people who gave me the coupon (blood donation people). So they were confused. But I will get a pizza in 45 minutes!!!!!!