hi y’all just fyi new twitter friends: if you just got followed by keith hernandez that’s actually me (but keith is amazing just fyi) so hello GT peeps please make me feel less alone @shitkeithsays17

p.s. also i don’t know a goddamn thing about branding so help pls if you’re into that.

p.p.s. i actually do love keith hernandez to a ridiculous degree and this twitterventure is primarily to preserve all of his bonkersness on the internet forever.