I bought these gloves so I can text and not freeze my hands off. This has nothing to do with the story or maybe it does. Anyhow, I was texting this guy, and I meant to write "celebrate" and my phone turned it to "ejaculate" ​. I'm really lazy when I use my phone to write things, and I rarely check to see if my autocorrect kicked in. Now I don't know what to do.