I had to drive 2 hours for a meeting today, and tomorrow I have to drive across the longest bridge ever (which makes me do vagina clenches when I'm in the middle and can't see land) to spend 15 minutes getting my picture taken for our company. Not for a website or anything - just for internal use. So, you know, we can all have a headshot that is on our email profiles when we only email each other. I know nothing about photography, but they apparently rented a $2000 lens for this, and are paying me to airbrush the photos so everyone looks good. AND I had to buy clothes to wear, because I don't own any professional clothing in the VERY SPECIFIC colors in our logo that we have been mandated to wear.
I HAVE COSTUMES TO MAKE, PEOPLE.
If my photo looks half as good as this one, it will all be worth it.