Welcome to June, everyone! This week’s question: Do you ever get translations that just don’t make sense? (Save your technically correct but bizarre sentences for later—we’ll do those another week.)

Not sure what’s happening here? Check out the intro post for the details, then follow me (MPFBonnet) to get on the leaderboard!


  1. 980 points: alimum
  2. 960 points: Offkilterlearner
  3. 935 points: AnnaBoten
  4. 910 points: apandavermelha
  5. 560 points: Melidomi
  6. 400 points: SeastarSarah
  7. 370 points: mruny
  8. 330 points: heather7026
  9. 300 points: AloeVery
  10. 290 points: MadPiglet
  11. 270 points: fennelbreath
  12. 244 points: MPFBonnet
  13. 214 points: ICName
  14. 205 points: PeloMorado
  15. 180 points: rackelroo
  16. 170 points: pulpoperdida
  17. 160 points: schwiggy
  18. 140 points: MotherBearsApron
  19. 130 points: ArtoriosRex
  20. 120 points: Patlisaurus
  21. 120 points: nemuikat
  22. 95 points: ErinHarp3
  23. 80 points: totbitchpudding
  24. 70 points: ScavvyGT
  25. 70 points: jjyuno
  26. 60 points: nyssa75
  27. 60 points: CunnyBird
  28. 50 points: Periwinkle33
  29. 50 points: NYCyclist
  30. 40 points: sylvescm
  31. 30 points: ColoredFrancie
  32. 20 points: Chimica
  33. 20 points: NinjaCate
  34. 10 points: Surlygyrly
  35. 10 points: mahi72009
  36. 10 points: LaChategris

Leave your confusing translations in the comments, and I’ll see you next week!