Damn you, feminine and masculine nouns, DAMN YOU!!!!

I know I'll eventually get it but akbrwkfbwkrbfwicialbs. I took three years of Spanish-you'd think I'd be used to this.

Also, FRENCH, what is with all the extra letters? And pronouncing mange, mangent and manges* (edited from mangez) the same way??

And "DES". Why do you have an article to indicate that THERE IS NO ARTICLE. That is bass ackward.