1. Durin

2. Thorin

3. Dain

4 (tie). Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Dori, Dwalin, Fili, Gloin, Kili, Nori, Oin, Ori

15. Whoever the worst Dwarf in Dain's company was. Like, the one who uses the wrong end of his mattock and trips over his beard

16. A dwarf-shaped pile of rocks

17. Bombur

As a reminder, our Middle-Earth Bookclub, now known as "The Groupthinklings" ( thanks to Ebeneezer Vanitas for the name!) kicks off this week with The Hobbit. It's a quick read, so I'll post an open thread for it next week, either Christmas Eve or Boxing Day