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I have seen at least two kids that received a bike from the Easter bunny today.

I feel like crotchety person but wtf. A magical bunny bringing a bike seems like the opposite of teaching a child the value of anything.


I think the most Easter bunny ever got me was a kite.

What about everyone else? What was in your Easter basket?

Eta I'm almost 30 and my mom still does baskets. I got a kite (it has become a tradition) hummus, red wine, olives, bruschetta, baklava, brie, and feta. Mom spoiled me this year.

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