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Effin' fortune cookie

Tonight, I went out to eat with my boyfriend at an Asian-themed restaurant. After our meal, we got fortune cookies. My fortune was stupid, but his was, "The love of your life is right in front of you," or something like that. It's only a damn fortune cookie, but that was a bit weird! We haven't even told each other that we love each other. In fact, I don't know if I *love love* him yet (well, primarily because I've never "fallen in love," and I'm not much of a romantic person, so...). We laughed it off, but damn you fortune cookie! Now I have to go evaluate my feelings or something.


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