UPDATE: According to my neighbor, everyone is in great health and they are prepping to wean sooner than I expected - in time for Halloween! THIS IS NOT A TRICK. THIS IS A CERTIFIED TREAT™. REACT ACCORDINGLY.
Kind of like Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, but without the shitty music and patriarchal overtones.
My parents' neighbors have two dogs, a Chow mix and a German Shepherd. At some point over the summer they looked at each other longingly over a bowl of kibble and promptly started growling, because that food was mine, dammit.
Then they had make up sex.
So, lo and behold, we now have eight truly scrumptious chow/shepherd mix puppies in need of homes.
Here are the details and parameters:
Approximately 3-4 weeks now, will be ready to go between 10-12 weeks (this may change, depending on the owners' wean schedule). Pups are located in Los Angeles, are completely, 100% free, and come with a free coffee or drink (to be provided by me, because you are amazing, and you deserve a drink if you're adopting a puppy).
BUT HERE'S WHAT YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE - OUR LOVELY CONTESTANTS!
Contestant #1 is not sure it wants to be here, but will do anything for some food.
Contestant #2 doing its very best Tommy Chong impression
Contestant #3 wants to know how you doin' ?
Contestant #4 - just look at that sassy white paw! LOOK AT IT. MICHAEL JACKSON COULD NOT DO BETTER.
Contestant #5 is the runt of the litter and seriously, if I could have a dog without my cats (or the Captain, for that matter) murdering me in my sleep, I'd totally take this little guy. He is pure fluff and love, through and through.
Contestant #6 will not be outdone by Contestant 5. Also has the cutest little yip I have ever heard.
Contestant #7 - want to pretend to have a Saint Bernard minus the giant lumps of shit and slobber? Here's your chance! I'm sure this one could also be trained to carry a flask of bourbon for...emergencies. *polite cough*
Contestant #8 - The look of a Rottweiler, but really is just an adorable Fuzzenstein. Pardon me, Fuzzensteen.
I WANT ONE - GIVE IT TO ME!
Ok then, hoss! Here's the deal if you're interested: email me at email@example.com with your contestant preference, sex preference (I am still sorting out who's got danglies and who's got bits), and any questions. I act as go between to reassure my parents' neighbors you are not a puppy killer. You get a free puppy and a drink paid for by me.
This is OK to share, but please give me a heads up before you do, in case I start getting emails from names I do not recognize.