Mr. Waffle dropped the brand-new phone in the toilet. We just got it for Christmas. I'm mad, and having to pretend to not be mad, because he's very sensitive, but I'm pissed.

We lost an iPod Touch in a similar way, when he tried to wash it with the rest of the dishes. We "lost" a phone when he left it on the roof of our car, and I heard it skitter off as I drove onto the freeway the next morning. He broke our Macbook by dumping on the floor when he though he heard someone coming down the hall. This man's electronics-murdering habit is expensive.

The phone is currently sitting in a bowl of rice. Please pray for its speedy recovery.