with one of my favorite/regular/most clulessly ridiculous customers today.

Him: "I just had the biggest first world moment ever. I went into my restored, vintage Jeep to get a clean crystal wine glass from which to enjoy a rare wine... I can't stand myself."

Me (holding the wine I was selling): "At least you're wearing Crocs and two popped collars as warning."

Him: "I hate you."

Note: I've been super maudlin lately, in no small part because of national/international events, and I thought sharing a giggle could help more than just me. Giggle on, GT!