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I'm trying to figure out
how the Hispanic chick
doesn't know what carne asada is

I'm teasing you—
You know that, right?

I mean, you look "different"
(a little bit— "exotic", maybe)
but you are actually white;
you know that, right?


You look it, from certain angles.

But I can tell that you're not
all white.

What ARE you?

There's something about your skin,
about your face,
about your features...

No, don't say anything—
I know I can guess it
I can guess what you are
Just give me a second.

This is fun, isn't it?

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