You guys. Apartment hunting has turned me into a jittery, disorganized, ditzy dumbass, I swear. I saw one this morning that I want, and I thought "cool, no probs, this should be super easy." Then I'm all "wait. I have no money to even pay the application fee. Dad, HELP ME!!!" My Dad is probably going "who is this freak that calls herself my kid?"

UGH. UGH. UGH. NEED WINE NOW.