This is an actual conversation that happened while watching Key and Peele with some friends. I’m ethnically Indian. Friend 1 is black. Friend 2 is white.

Friend 1: *joking* maybe you guys aren’t black enough to understand the joke! (Upon getting a lukewarm response to a certain sketch)

Friend 2: Key and Peele are biracial! That means PewPewPew is just as black as they are.

Me: excuse me? I’m brown, they’re half black/half white, that’s not the same thing!

Friend 2: black + white = brown! What’s the difference?!

Friend 1: *silence* (has potentially had a rage stroke)

I don’t even know.