I ended up at work 2 hours later than I anticipated (and only got 2/3 through what I wanted), my back hurt from all the sitting (don't say shit to me about the standing desk) and was too tired to make the anticipated stir fry, so got the genius idea of stopping by the roti place on the way home.

The roti is terrible—really, really bland— and I can't find my hot water bottle!!!!!

The Daily Show better bring it tonight. I don't like to go to bed angry with Jon.

ETA: found my hot water bottle, but TDS is a rerun. Jon, you are taking advantage of my love.