Just had a door to door salesman catch me as I was dragging out recycling. So, like, yeah, I’m pretty schlubbed out ‘cuz I’m cleaning and doing garbage duty. Apparently, I didn’t look fancy enough to own my really cute but modest house because the guy asked, “Do you work for the homeowners?”
Maaaaaaybe not the best approach if you wanna make a sale, dude. Like, sorry I didn’t throw on my ballgown to drag out the trash??? Jesucristo.
Anyway, how are y’all? You ready for some ‘Lympics?