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Every Woman Wants Benedict Cumberbatch...

's cheekbones.

Or at least that's what Shiro Cosmetics thinks. They've launched their new line of Benedict-inspired sculpting powders. I for one enjoy this simple, perfect weirdness from the same company that brought you such classics as Nic Cages Raking Leaves on a Brisk October Afternoon.

But the big question: who the fuck contours with blue-grey powder?


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