I sure do. So when I read this in-fucking-credible article on XOJane yesterday ("I DID NOT CUT MY BABY'S UMBILICAL CORD FOR SIX DAYS SO WE COULD HAVE A NATURAL "LOTUS BIRTH" JUST LIKE CHIMPANZEES" ahahahahaa), imagine my delight when I found out that this woman also has a blog.

This phenomenal blog includes such excellent topics as:

-why amber teething necklaces totally scientifically reduce your baby's pain

-how being in physical contact with the earth recharges the electrons in our bodies (seriously, what the fuck)

-why vaccines are bad (OF COURSE)

And more! ENJOY!