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Everyone loves mad libs.


I would like to go into elaborate, wandering detail about why, but I grow increasingly paranoid that the things I say here will reappear in my upcoming year of job hunting. Instead, I'm going to play crappy feelings madlibs.


I want (insert abstract noun) but instead, we have to (insert verb), which makes me feel like (insert feeling). I may (insert destructive behavior) or (insert other destructive behavior), because mostly, I want to (insert coping mechanism). It's complicated, because (insert annoying situation) and nobody really likes that, but (insert powerless statement). I need (insert small furry animal).

Good talk, GroupThink. Good talk.

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