Okay, I just need to share this horrifying tidbit. Husband had tv going in the background set to PBS channel. Being a Sunday afternoon, this means it was some sort of cooking show. The host was some southern lady and SHE WAS MAKING SANDWICHES ON WHITE BREAD WITH JUST BANANAS AND MAYONNAISE. That's it. And she was saying this, was like, a thing.

Please god, no. Just no.

Southern GTers, please reassure me this isn't a thing. No one should do this ever.