By cats! Is this a thing?

Gizmo the new won't stop crawling on us and making muffins. Seriously, I feel like I should be paying 80 bucks an hour for the massage. Back, legs, belly, arms, all over.

But the little stinker has claws and so that shit starts to hurt and bleed.

Why is he doing this, O GT Crazy Cat People? How do we encourage the cuddles without pain?