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expat problems

oh noes! we had a bottle of vodka at home. my family buggered off for a week long vacation. I went to a friend's place for a get together. I thought as a polite guest I shouldn't arrive empty handed. All the stores were closed by then (I was watching porn during the day, I was busy OKAY). I took that bottle of vodka to that friend's place. now there's no more vodka at home. Monday is Estonian Independence day. The vodka was Estonian. This is Luxembourg. I think I have a problem on my hands. The Lapponia cloudberry liqueur we have tastes infinitely better but I'm feeling like I'm betraying my heritage by ruining Independence day for my family because it's my fault we have no more Estonian vodka.

Well, it's not actually that big of a deal but WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?!

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