Welcome To The Bitchery
Welcome To The Bitchery

What I imagined myself doing upon arriving home:

Changing into comfy clothes, tidying up my kitchen, making dinner, watching a documentary and getting my body settled for doing some relaxing yoga.

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What I have actually done so far:

Came home, took off my pants, read my mail while I peed, washed my face, and then started inhaling this by the fistfull while sitting on the couch. It’s really fucking good.

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