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Tomorrow I'm going to the eye doctor for the first time in FOUR YEARS. To say I've been putting this off is an understatement...

I hate eyeglass shopping. It's impossible to see what you look like in the styles since you're half-blind without your glasses. You agonize over the decision since you will be wearing them every single day for YEARS. It's like trying to find a pair of shoes and being told you will wear them every day for the next two years. It's almost impossible.


I wasn't especially fond of my current glasses, but they did the job. But now they've gotten very scratched up and I can tell I need a slightly stronger prescription, so after months of making excuses it's time for new ones. My sister is coming with me for moral support and to tell me how I look in the frames, but I need more opinions. I can't even decide what shape my face IS so looking up frames online is hard. I want classy, timeless frames. I don't want to look like a hipster. I want to look young and smart and cute. Like a hip librarian.

Thank you in advance. I'm going to go have an anxiety attack now. Oh god why am I doing this tomorrow ahhhhhhhh whhhyyy...

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