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Good morning, o Sisters of the Vagenda!

My husband is off taking pictures of an owl for the weekend, so I have the flat all to myself! I’ve already tidied up so I can get maximum enjoyment out of everything being exactly how I want it [yes I realise I have issues].


I have to work all weekend, so tonight i will treat myself. I’m going to sit around and read all day. I got some prosciutto, melon, grapes and nice crusty sourdough for dinner, plus stuff for G&Ts. I’m going to have a relaxing bath and maybe finally watch Carol and then roll myself in the duvet and take up all the bed.

Plus I can fart with abandon, obviously.

Whatch’y’all up to today?

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