I recently reactivated my Facebook after quitting it almost 2 years ago. My profile is in shambles, I posted some stupid ass stuff a long time ago(nothing offensive just stupid), and it doesn't seem like what I have on there is really me. Even though there are literally no one I really want to interact with(oh god how I wish some of my favorite kinja people were on my facebook), I really want a profile that looks spiffy and accurately describes me.

So the question is, what tha fuck do I put? I'm trying to figure out how to put my womanism, nerdiness, and non fuck giving attitude in one coherent paragraph. I have the hardest time describing myself so any help on how to do it is appreciated. If this was for kinja it would be easier......