Tomorrow, Facebook will change its privacy settings to allow Mark Zuckerberg to come into your house while you sleep and eat your brains with a grapefruit spoon. To stop this from happening, go to Account> Home Invasion Settings> Cannibalism> Brains> Grapefruit, and uncheck the “Tasty” box. Please copy and re-post. DO NOT SHARE. You MUST copy and paste.
ETA: Also seen on FB (since I have some not-dumb friends)-