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And I mean in a hysterical way. This was something that popped up on my feed earlier:

2014: what a year full of lots of ups and downs, but mostly ups! I got engaged to the love of my life {YOUDONTGETTOKNOW} (finally), I got to see my best bud {SECRECY} marry the love of his life {MOARSECRETS}, I switched careers to write that damn novel and I got to spend a lot of time with family and friends. But most importantly I accepted Jesus and have a relationship with God! What a wonderful year it has been! Lots to look forward to in 2015! Happy New Years everyone!!!!

We have, in no particular order:

- Various loves of lives (this particular human is very set on the idea of True Love, which would be adorable if it weren't so damn naive).


- Finally engaged!!!!! So many exclamation marks!!!! They'd been dating for maybe two years? Possibly only one? It's not like he took a damn decade to propose.

- She left her paying job as a chef then culinary instructor to write a novel because her parents are rich as fuck and as far as I can tell subsidize their entire lives, hers AND the Love of Her Life, not that I'm judging but... oy vey.


- As I remain friends with her mostly to gawk, where the hell are the downs? I've yet to see any downs in her life. I think she missed yoga once because she was ill. Seriously, she posts about everything, and the only downs are so negligible I'm inclined to not count them as downs.


I can't even with this, guys. Maybe I'm the NYE version of Ebenezer Scrooge, but I just can't with the "My year was sooooo amazing! I got engaged and found Jesus and GOD and am writing a BOOK!"

Grumpy raptor is grumpy.

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