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Facebook will seriously not stop treating me like some weird hippy.

Facebook's ads seem to be targeted at me, but only if 20 year old me had never changed and was suddenly 50 years old. How about "you might like Beck," or "On the Road"? What sort of fucked up algorithm do they have going that constantly tries to get me to hook up with nudists or learn harmonica or fly a fucking gyrocopter? I don't even know but its seriously freaking me out. The only thing I ever "liked" are "sleeping" and "tacos." Can I turn this shit off?

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