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As you can see, it has perfectly encapsulated both my reading level and favorite subject matter in these suggested books:

Hester Prynne could probably compare very bad days with Alexander, but would not put up with Amelia Bedelia's shit for one minute.


Charlotte the spider eats beets for three days in order to spin enough silk to weave a big old scarlet A into her web to mock Hester.

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