I'm sure most of you have seen this list by now in all its bullshittery. You can't really take it seriously, but there was one myth on there I'd like to debunk right now.

32. Whatever It Is You Want In Bed, He WILL Do It

Don't be embarrassed to ask for it. Whatever you sickest, most twisted sexual fantasy, it's PG-13 material compared to the shit that goes on in his head.

I understand that common knowledge is that dudes are supposed to be super pervy and will fuck you in front of Grandma on the Christmas dinner table if you asked. Oh and women? There's no way we'd ever been down with the kinky stuff.

At least that's how I read this little "tip."

That said, I've already outlined rigid circumstances (no sex after 10 AM, no toys, no food, no threesomes, no anal sex, sex only on the bed in the bedroom, always on Sunday mornings, and in only one of two positions) my ex had when it came to sex, including him taking offense when I called him vanilla. Which he was. And that would have been fine if he'd just admit it instead of trying to passing himself off as some GGG shirpa.

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Here are some other first hand experiences I've had with guys who were, uh, nowhere near sick and twisted as this author would have you think.

Guy who frequently stopped sex to discuss our relationship. (We were an FWB.)

Guy who didn't want nonsexual affection, vaginal sex or kissing.

Guy who just did not want sex. (A friend of mine who often lamented his five year celibacy stint but refused any opportunity.)

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Guy who wanted blowjobs and nothing else in his sex life.

Guy who unilaterally decided to become celibate after a year without ever telling me.

Guy who always showered after sex no matter what. Always!

So, Chuck Henderson, is your mind blown yet? Everyone else (men and women alike) , feel free to share yours!