This weekend we went out for breakfast, because it’s finally spring and we can do that! While waiting for our table, we were looking at this painting on the wall.

So GC turns to me and says, “Honey, when we have a kid can I tell it that all birds are just always filled with eggs, and that’s why we shouldn’t squeeze them?”

I shouldn’t encourage this, but I’m totally encouraging this.

Tell me what myths have been passed on in your families. My parents used to always tell us we were found in the trash.