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Favorite silly joke

*A grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender fetches him the drink, and after a few minutes silence asks the grasshopper:

"Did you know there's a drink named after you?"

To which the grasshopper says "what, a drink called Murray?"*


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