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Feel free to laugh at me

Was feeling sassy so I invited my sweetie over to fool around. Decided to surprise with lingerie. But I probably need to cave and get bifocals because looking at those tiny claps is hard. I wasn’t sure I could get the stuff on without assistance which defeats the point of surprise. Got it on. Saw that the dog shit in floor. Cleaned up dog shit in lingerie. Now having a glass of wine and trying to stop sweating.

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