The best part of my Oscar night:

Cate Blanchett thanking Woody Allen during her acceptance speech:

Brother Leftenent Smithwell: He's such a good writer!

Admiral Smithwell: Too bad he's a completely morally bankrupt and reprehensible person. I hope he dies soon.

Man, I love you, Dad.

PS - Putting this down here because I don't want to make a big deal of it (because I literally cannot take any more bad news and stress), but fuck cancer. Fuck cancer right in the eye. The Admiral was just diagnosed. Surgery on the 18th for excision and further biopsy to determine the exact type and stage.

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